Hi, I’m Eric. I’m 22. Yes, I’m a 90s kid. Do I miss them? Yeah, kinda. No responsibilities, Jackie Chan flicks, good cartoons and pretty good TV. Friends were cool, video games were cool and so were action figures.

But…c’mon son. You miss the 90s that bad? Let’s be serious, you like the time period in which you live. Shut up. If you’re a 90s kid, you can drink, you probably can drive, and no one can really order you around at your age unless its your boss and that’s minimal.

I’ll give you a few reasons why I like when I live as opposed to around 15 years ago:

DSL Internet. You wouldn’t be on this site that many of you spend many of hours a day on. All music is free. Seriously, all of it. Free downloadable movies in blu-ray quality. YouTube, a place where your voice can be heard to the world. Webcam chats are a way to talk to loved ones or nice for random flirting. Free Insta-porn(nuff said). ONLINE MUFUCKIN SHOPPING.

Electronics. CDs? Cassettes? Fuck em. We have MP3 players and you can fit your entire music, video, and podcast library in your pocket. Floppy discs? Fuck em. We have jump drives that are quick, small, and memory is cheaper everyday. Standard definition? DVDs? VHS? Fuck those. Flat screens and bluray. Cordless phones? Fuck that! Cellphones that can do virtually anything. Video games? All the ones from the 90s are FREE through emulation. Online gaming exists now if you’re a loner like me. TV sucks nowadays? Watch the internet. 90’s stuff is there. TV’s dead. Lost on a roadtrip? GPS.

Don’t like 2010’s? Go buy the dial up package and throw away your phone for two phone lines at home for your family to use. Don’t forget to neglect the caller ID.

Fuck the 90s.